Posts tagged funny

Here it is. I did it. I am now a proud owner of the iPhone 5. And isn’t it magnificent? Those of whom are nodding their …

THE SITUATION You’re watching a debate and have a brilliant insight that you believe the world should hear. THE SOLUTION PUT IT ON YOUR FACEBOOK …

Since writing Letters That We Need To Post, I have noticed drastic changes in society. Everyone seems happier now, the crime rate has dropped by 23%, …

As time goes on, the world is slowly drowning in its own filth. Wars, corruption, an irritating as f*** ‘noughties generation.’ Nothing is quite going …

THE SITUATION You are out. You are drunk.  You are horny. You are talking to a cute boy/girl. And you’re wondering if you should go …

It has long since come to my attention that we, as a society, have gone crazy. I understand this statement is almost the same as …

Ever been on a date but had absolutely nothing in common? Too polite to simply tell the individual to piss off? And not crazy enough …

I’m British, this means a number of things; I’m fairly conservative, I’m often self deprecating and above all I have a problem when it comes …

This is the story of my cat’s time as a weed dealer. That summer I told Oliver we wouldn’t be running the air conditioner. I …

Dear (King Hamburger Pimp and) the Sundance Kid Readers, Julian Belvedere hopes to return next week, when he will be back from travelling. -Dead Curious …