After much soul searching, I have finally decided what it is I want to do with my future. I would like to be the official …

Who works in call centres? Gnomes? Aliens? Small Indian men who call themselves John but are really called Raj? What really goes on, what is …

Here it is. I did it. I am now a proud owner of the iPhone 5. And isn’t it magnificent? Those of whom are nodding their …

There are stories we are told when we are young. Fairy tales, ones that end in “and the moral of the story is…” and ones …

Since writing Letters That We Need To Post, I have noticed drastic changes in society. Everyone seems happier now, the crime rate has dropped by 23%, …

As time goes on, the world is slowly drowning in its own filth. Wars, corruption, an irritating as f*** ‘noughties generation.’ Nothing is quite going …

For the past week, there has been a buzz about the hug (and ‘friendly kiss’) shared by Chris Brown and Rihanna after she won her …

It has long since come to my attention that we, as a society, have gone crazy. I understand this statement is almost the same as …

Ever been on a date but had absolutely nothing in common? Too polite to simply tell the individual to piss off? And not crazy enough …