Oliver, the Weed Dealing Cat
This is the story of my cat’s time as a weed dealer. That summer I told Oliver we wouldn’t be running the air conditioner. I …
An Important Note (ATTN: Neil)
Dear (King Hamburger Pimp and) the Sundance Kid Readers, Julian Belvedere hopes to return next week, when he will be back from travelling. -Dead Curious …
The Week in Review: Treat Your Damn Kids Better
A New Jersey toddler was put in a dryer at a laundromat. The mother says her son was with the babysitter. The babysitter says the …
What You’re Worth to Facebook (& Other Jokes)
A plane with French President elect Francois Hollande onboard was hit by lightning en route to Berlin. It’s taken them over 70 years, but the …
The Week in Review: To Hell In A Handbasket
Former German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder attended Vladimir Putin’s inauguration this week. Both are on the board of gas giant Gazprom. These guys are so in …
The Week In Review: America Surpasses Itself (Again)
Increasingly irrelevant phone manufacturer Blackberry showed off plans for a new product. The line is intended to turn around perception that they’re stuck in the …
The Week in Review: Obama Won’t Slow Jam For Us
A study asking Americans which city they were most likely to be attacked by mosquitoes in found that the number one place is Tampa, Florida. …
The Only News You’ll Ever Need: 4/15 – 4/20
Warren Buffett has stage one prostate cancer. It just goes to show that no matter how wealthy you are, bad things still happen if you’re …
A Step-By-Step Guide to Alienating People – Taxi Drivers
Just some ideas for the Taxi Drivers of the world… When a new fair steps in, shout at them: Where have you been?! I’ve been …
Good Friday
GroupOn is in trouble after lying to shareholders. Things are so bad, a class action lawsuit against them was today’s LivingSocial offer. Ryan Gosling was …