Posts tagged humour

Now that our gracious editors have given me an account by which I can post with reckless abandon, I intend to make them regret that …

Here it is. I did it. I am now a proud owner of the iPhone 5. And isn’t it magnificent? Those of whom are nodding their …

Since writing Letters That We Need To Post, I have noticed drastic changes in society. Everyone seems happier now, the crime rate has dropped by 23%, …

As time goes on, the world is slowly drowning in its own filth. Wars, corruption, an irritating as f*** ‘noughties generation.’ Nothing is quite going …

Ever been on a date but had absolutely nothing in common? Too polite to simply tell the individual to piss off? And not crazy enough …

This is the story of my cat’s time as a weed dealer. That summer I told Oliver we wouldn’t be running the air conditioner. I …

A New Jersey toddler was put in a dryer at a laundromat. The mother says her son was with the babysitter. The babysitter says the …

Increasingly irrelevant phone manufacturer Blackberry showed off plans for a new product. The line is intended to turn around perception that they’re stuck in the …

Just some ideas for the Taxi Drivers of the world… When a new fair steps in, shout at them: Where have you been?! I’ve been …

GroupOn is in trouble after lying to shareholders. Things are so bad, a class action lawsuit against them was today’s LivingSocial offer. Ryan Gosling was …