(King Hamburger Pimp and) the Sundance Kid: 3/25-3/31
One in every 88 U.S. children has been diagnosed with an autism-like disorder, up sharply since 2009. Apparently it was harder to convince parents that their …
One in every 88 U.S. children has been diagnosed with an autism-like disorder, up sharply since 2009. Apparently it was harder to convince parents that their …
Lil’ Wayne is partnering with Mountain Dew for a new soft drink. The rapper has an addiction to sweets, having once undergone eight root canals …
In what is being described as the “Nickelback Paradox,” researchers have found that small groups make people stupider, revealing how Nickelback happened, but leaving unanswered …
Chris Christie is angry at Warren Buffett, telling reporters “He should just write a check and shut up.” Apparently the New Jersey governor began disliking …
Germans are everywhere you go. You would think they’d suffered a diaspora. If Google could just get one in every ten traveling German to wear a …
Dear Sir, I live beneath you. You don’t know this. At least, I should hope not. If you are aware that someone lives beneath you, …
A British winemaker and astronomer has produced a wine made with part of a 4.5 billion year old meteorite. Wine connoisseurs say it’s a good blend, …
A new reality show is appearing about women in wheelchairs who lead active lives. It’s called Push Girls. Producers are already planning another show based on …
Julian Belvedere of (King Hamburger Pimp and) the Sundance Kid will return with his regular column next week. Until then, please enjoy this piece he wrote… When …
Pat Robertson says God told him who will win the presidency. Of course, if it’s the same god who told Herman Cane, Michele Bachmann, and Rick …