Posts tagged life

I absolutely idolise Emily Blunt. She’s classy, pretty, funny and smart, the woman is a goddess, in fact, the only people I idolise more than …

Who works in call centres? Gnomes? Aliens? Small Indian men who call themselves John but are really called Raj? What really goes on, what is …

I miss it so much, all of it, my childhood. Playing cricket with a textbook and tennis ball in Bhai’s blue-walled room. When did we …

Tonight, during my shift at the bar, I found myself discussing Nietzsche with a Harvard man. It was an interesting discussion, but, unfortunately, he drank …

“Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he …

My fake name is Cindy. I apologise if that’s actually your name, but I’m not a fan. I didn’t have much choice in the matter. …

Since writing Letters That We Need To Post, I have noticed drastic changes in society. Everyone seems happier now, the crime rate has dropped by 23%, …

“The most exciting news being made at this moment is what human beings have learned about themselves, the planet they’re on, and the universe they’re …

Fuelled on countless films, crime drama series and trips to as many Scandinavian hang outs in London – the Nordic Bakery, the Scandinavian Kitchen and …

Whenever I accidentally watch an episode of Made in Chelsea (MIC), I am suddenly overcome by a suffocating morbid dread. The overwhelming thought that I …