Unfashionably Lost

About the Author Unfashionably Lost

Well, this is pretty tough as I absolutely HATE talking about myself. I spend most of my time: confusing tourists with imperiously given false directions. I spend the rest of my time: breaking down frosty exteriors with my ice-pick wit. I like: picking the cashews out of the mixed nut selection. I dislike: people who are funnier than me. I’m listening to: a band you haven’t even heard of yet. But they’re going to be huge. Then I’ll be smug. I’m eating: probably something I snuck off your plate. Gosh that dining in the dark restaurant was brilliant for me. I’m drinking: yes.