Dear (King Hamburger Pimp and) the Sundance Kid Readers,

Julian Belvedere hopes to return next week, when he will be back from travelling.

-Dead Curious Editorial Staff

ATTN: Neil –

WHEN YOU FIND THIS PLEASE IMEEDIATELY CONTACT LA MESA PRISON IN TIJUANA, MEXICO

ASK FOR “LA MULA PAQUENA” AKA “JUAN BEEVS” AKA “JON LUKE PECKER” (MAY BE LISTED UNDER ANY OF THOSE NAMES)

YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED A TRANSLATOR. CHECK YOUR EMAIL – MORE DIRECTIONS ARE THERE. ALSO, DO YOU HAVE MUCH MONEY??/??

– jULAIN