A plane with French President elect Francois Hollande onboard was hit by lightning en route to Berlin. It’s taken them over 70 years, but the French are finally returning the Blitzkrieg.
Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr’s ex-wife killed herself this week. They had recently divorced and, as a Kennedy couple, part of their pre-nup was a tragic ending.
David Beckham carried the Olympic torch with him on a plane from Greece to England. As for David Beckham, millions of men who love greek carry a torch for him in their hearts.
Kim Kardashian’s IMDB bio was vandalized this week to ridicule her. Once the jokes were removed, her profile returned to explaining that she’s immensely famous for a minor cable reality series and one sex tape.
7-11 has developed a low calorie slurpee. It’ll be named after Megan Fox, for its low calorie brain-freeze.
A man has spent over $60,000 to win custody of his pet dog. If you think that’s a lot, you should see what he spent trying to get the original bitch.
Police in Thailand have seized a shipment of smuggled animal carcuses. Deep inside one of them was a very horny Andy Dick.
Donna Summer passed away this week. Summer is survived by her husband Bruce Sudano, their daughters Brooklyn and Amanda, and her daughter Mimi from another marriage. She is preceded in death by her mother, two sisters, and her career.
Apparently dinosaurs had arthritis, too. Scientists found out after a study on Larry King.
A man lit fire to himself in front of the courthouse where the Norway killer is on trial. The last time a man was this on fire for a mass murderer, it was 1985 and a young Richard Simmons just finished a blind date with Jeffrey Dahmer.
Jenny McCarthy will be posing in Playboy for the first time since 1993. Some people are saying she’s too old. However, Hugh Hefner told reporters “Jenny’s relationship to Playboy Magazine is a relative matter – like my girlfriend is to me: Jenny is in her thirties, and print is dying.”
John Edwards’ defense has rested. Afterward, it rolled over and lit a cigarette.
